Revenge of the Nerds.

The worst thing Wizards of the Coast ever did was name their revision of Dungeons and Dragons 3rd Edition "3.5", and then slap that number in all its gaudy glory on the cover of all the books, including the really neat looking leatherbound edition. I'd like to meet the guy who decided that calling it "revised" wasn't hip enough and nail his wang to a ninety pound dicebag. Then throw him overboard.

Ever build one of these? It makes your Xbox controller adaptable to your PC's USB port. Building one makes you a nerd, and I've built a dozen.

What's worse: The fact I've played every Harvest Moon game or the fact I've a plush army of the puppies and cows featured in those games?